So the Saga Continues: Pressure… Here’s My Letter

A brief little history: Blair Cline is one of my best friends, only he sucks at two things… The video games NBA Street, and Street Fighter.

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Unfortunately, he thinks he’s good at both, until I crush him. So, he responds with what he thinks are verbal assaults of rhyming fury, only to be left dazzled when I respond. Below… are the two latest exchanges between Blair and myself.

(The first one was sent by Blair to me, he left a comment here)

The Street Fighter Saga
by Blair Cline

Whether Street or Street Fighter
There’s nobody tighter
I’ll crush you with Guile
Your sadness makes me smile

You don’t even know
I’ll chalk up K.O.’s
You don’t even see
You’re the real life Chun-Li

You will cry and then frown
While you hand me the crown
I cause pain and then grief
With the powerful Zangief

I’ll spot you a round
of the guaranteed beatdown
I’m mightier with the pen
And I’ll beat your Ryu with Ken

I’ll crush from here out to France
You don’t stand a chance
Nintendo nor Sega
I’ll even beat you with Vega

The battle, I’ll continue it
You’re shivering like an inuit
I can’t wait for your fate
Just set the time and the date

I await your response.

Good day

(And here is my latest response)

Pressure… Here’s my letter
by Aviv Hadar

Pressure… Here’s my letter
No-one can do it better
Like a scared Ninja Turtle,
You’ll get sliced like Shredder

Don’t you understand?
I’m back by popular demand!
My fans all love me, and I’m HUGE in Japan

Which brings me to the game
A proprietary name,
Which lends itself well,
To beating you the same

Both called Street… Worthless defeat.
When you try and take me on, you just can’t compete.

You tell yourself you have a chance,
But you have nightmares of my victory dance
If you could only get a glance
Of my condo in the South of France

My rhymes are hot like butter, on an extra large popcorn.
You’ll eat, and eat, and eat and eat, and then you’ll start to mourn.

Jenny where’s my beer? “Blair it’s over here.”
Bring it to me bitch, I gotta try and steer clear

Aviv’s over there… I gotta beware,
“Blair what do you mean?”

Just look at his glare.

Posted in lifeisawesome, Street Villain at February 26th, 2009. Trackback URI: trackback

  1. February 26th, 2009 at 12:09 pm #Aviv

    Smoked ya

  2. February 26th, 2009 at 12:31 pm #Christina

    I call a tie. Round 2 begin.

  3. February 26th, 2009 at 1:43 pm #Blair

    Skills Are What You Lack
    by Blair Cline

    These games they are like life
    Now you must pay the price
    You’ve ran your mouth too long
    Spitting “facts” that are just wrong

    It seems you’ll never learn
    So now it is my turn
    To set the record straight
    Your skills are not that great

    Skills are what you lack
    These are words I won’t take back
    The victories, they are so sweet
    When you’re humiliated by defeat

    You cannot run, so you should hide
    You couldn’t even beat my bride
    I’m an entree and you’re a side
    I’ll treat you like chicken, you’ll get deep-fried

    I don’t think you should be messin’
    Unless you want symptoms of depression
    But I want to leave a good impression
    So I’ll pay for your therapy sessions

    You’ll be just like all the rest
    With memories you will repress
    The tears, and screams and pain
    As you lose every single game

    You can’t and will not ever beat me
    For there is no one who can defeat me
    Please listen while you still can
    You’ve been warned, now its in your hands

    This challenge, please decline
    Our friendship will be fine
    You can’t win at any game
    You’ll bring your fam and friends great shame

    You can accept this challenge at your leisure
    My skills may cause spasms and/or seizures
    Your “skills” they are a scam
    You are Seagull and I’m Van-Damme!

  4. February 26th, 2009 at 1:47 pm #Aviv

    Honestly dude… Bringing Van-Damme into it? You’ve gone too far. That’s it…. That was below the belt…

    NEVER bring JCVD into it. You’re about to re-smoked.

  5. February 26th, 2009 at 3:09 pm #T B

    chrisy
    my opinion aviv won the first round blair took the second :)
    now its a tie

  6. February 26th, 2009 at 3:37 pm #Aviv

    This was round 1: http://www.avivhadar.com/2008/08/22/i-am-the-nba-street-villain/

    What is in the above post is round 2… And Blair’s comment to that is the beginning of round 3…

    buahahaha

  7. February 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm #T B

    in this case after reading the first round ,,,,
    yep chrisy it is a tie i agree …

  8. February 26th, 2009 at 6:48 pm #Aviv

    Van Damme Strikes Back
    by Aviv Hadar

    You think these games are just like life,
    If that’s the case, I’ll steal your wife
    Have you thinking that you’re nice,
    Until I roll up with a swipe,
    A simple jump shot will suffice

    Block your house with Rasheed,
    Have you bleeding, broken knees.
    Looks like your mind ran-off,
    You kinda look like Bernie Madoff

    Learn? I made the rules,
    Go and tell those other fools,
    The record’s mine, and always will be
    Silly Blair, u can’t defeat me.

    All you do is eat,
    So let me hand you a nice treat,
    Open your mouth and close your eyes,
    Here comes a nice little surprise

    Your rhyming flow is slow and dull
    Just like that bitch Steven Seagal
    Don’t ever say you’re like Van Damme
    You’re more like Emeril… BAM !

    This challenge, I accept
    Consider this a threat
    In fact, let’s make a bet,
    If you win I’ll pay your rent.

  9. February 27th, 2009 at 10:40 am #Jenny

    Nicely done guys. My vote was a tie, but Aviv.. damn.. way to take it down in round 3. Nice.

  10. February 27th, 2009 at 4:36 pm #T B

    aviv’s advantage point….very nice

  11. May 18th, 2010 at 12:32 pm #Joey

    Why the hell has it taken me this long to find this gold??? Points to my long lost friend Aviv for the Ninja Turtle reference and making the point that his rhymes are like butter, so much butter that it could only go on an EXTRA LARGE popcorn. It’s the imagery that does it for me…….